toBefore any of you go saying, "Aww man you suck, I loved that one, it's a classic" hear me out. Just because you like something doesn't mean it's good. I like plenty of stuff that I know is just total garbage. Sometimes, it's just so awful, that it's good.
So below I give you the Top 3 (in my opinion) worst movies of the 90's.
These are not ranked or in any particular order. Just 3 awful movies.
1: Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
After huge success on Married With Children, somebody decided to give Christina Applegate her own movie. Well, that's a fine idea, but when your writers are a bunch of monkeys, it usually doesn't turn out to be a good movie. The main character, Sue Ellen (played by Applegate) is left in charge of her siblings all summer long after the babysitter (you guessed it) dies.
She must go find a job, hide the fact that she is fresh out of high school with no college education, and make money.
She takes up as a clothing designer, where she is immediatley promoted to VP. She steals petty cash, her siblings buy all kinds of crap, and then the company may go under.
Really, doesn't sound so awful, except that the dialogue would have been better acted by 2 year olds.
Please just stay away from this movie, even though you're tempted to hear "the dishes are done man"
2: Batman and Robin
After a string of successful Batman movies, including the much underrated Batman Forever, Hollywood was at it again, Bringing back Chris O'Donnel to play Robin, they teamed him up with a new Bruce Wayne / Batman, none other than George Clooney. Also making her debut was Alcia Silverstone as Batgirl.
Our villans this time around were Poison Ivy played by Uma Thurman, and Mr. Freeze played by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Where to begin?
Basically the whole movie is built around a made up disease called McGregor's syndrome. Mr. Freeze's wife had it and now Alfred the butler has it.
Freeze is trying to find a cure while teaming up with Poison Ivy to take over Gotham City.
Meanwhile, Batman and Robin fight over the love of Ivy who had cast a spell on them.
Just an awful movie all the way around. Arnold did not deliver here. He looked good as Mr. Freeze, but any time he had to speak, it hurt the movie. The Poison Ivy character was made out to be nothing but a lazt whore. George Clooney may very well be the worst Batman ever, and adding Batgirl was just plain awful.
3: Home Alone 3
I don't remember a ton about this one, but I remember just enough to know how awful it is.
Did the people at 20th Century Fox really think that after 2 hugely successful movies, they could go and make a third one 4 years later, and take out the main star?
In fact they didn't just take out Maculy Culkin, they took out everybody. No Harry, no Marv, NOTHING! It was a whole new kid with a whole new set of robbers who were looking for a micro chip that was placed in the kid's toy car he got for Christmas.
What was even worse is they made Home Alone 4, which visits the original characters ) played by new actors.
Did you think it could be worse than that?
Well it can. Home Alone 5 debuts this Christmas season on ABC Family.
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