Nick Game shows. We could have done it better, but never had the chance.

Face it. You always wanted to run the slopsticle course on Double Dare. You always wanted to find Mikey on Nick Arcade. You wanted to take on any challenge on Wild & Crazy Kids,  you wanted the chance to scale the Agro Crag on Guts, and you wanted to stump the celebs on Figure it Out.

You always knew whatever kids were on that show were totally stupid and you could do it better, and win it all!

But you never had the chance.

You lived in some state, with fields and fields of corn and nothing to do. You lived all the way across the country, going to bed at night only dreaming of one day being at Nickelodeon studios.

But it never happened.

You're now in your late 20's and you still wish you could go, and haven't. You've never even been to Florida. For all you know, the place doesn't really exist.

To this day, you long for it. You want nothing more than to win a pile of crappy prizes to show off to your friends.

But you weren't one of the lucky ones.

That's ok, neither was I, and I turned out fine. As fine as one person can be when they never had the privilege of hoisting a piece of the Agro Crag over there head, or never showing off their mad gaming skills on Nick Arcade, but hey, we can still dream.